my room smells like sperm. sweet.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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