if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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