You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
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My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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