it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
