You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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