I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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