We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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