I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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