3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?