so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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