BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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