Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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