You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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