He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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