debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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