did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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