I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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