Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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