hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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