my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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