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is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...

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(270): View more from Kentucky

i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub

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(562): View more from California

So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.

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(314): View more from Missouri

He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.

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