Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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