His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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