I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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