I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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