My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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