David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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