He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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