..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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