your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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