god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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