Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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