good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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