Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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