First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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