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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.

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  Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  third nipple confirmed

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• (707): View more from California

  It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED

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