Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.