You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
