He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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