I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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