Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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