is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Randomize
