My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so let's talk penis.
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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