i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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