Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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