My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
send nudes
from the living room?
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