i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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