Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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