It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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