This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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