its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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