i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
They took my balls.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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