So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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