Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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