well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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