Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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