So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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