So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
